Friday, January 5, 2007

may i see YOUR id?

I'm like most guys.. I like beer. I like beer so much that I am usually at a beer store a couple times a week (maybe I'm being a little modest). Due to the frequency of trips to the beer store I have come to know the beer store employees quite well. Well, they don't know me, but I know who THEY are.. well I mean I know what they look like and where they work. But anyway, my point is that I remember them because I see them 2 or 3 times a week. My issue is that, more often than not, I am ID'd, which I'm fine with, except when I'm ID'd by the same person 2 days in a row. This just blows my freaking mind.

Hello?! How the fuck do you not remember me? oh yeah warning: there may be profanity and violence laced in my blogs. ok anyway. IDIOTS. The guy down in the south end next to the wentworth 7-11? Forest GUMP. The chick at the midtown beer store: effing bitch.

You people are somewhere between mcdonalds employees and tim hortons. I don't care how many people you see in a day. You should be able to remember that you asked to see my identification, read the card, determined that I am indeed of legal age, which probably required a little bit of math, and then sold me a product 24 hours ago. Come on for fuck sakes. Are you even old enough to sell me beer? How about you show me YOUR id!

that's just effed.

Thursday, January 4, 2007

first blog.

i doubt it will go past this.